Is your girlfriend a computer geek?

A colleague of mine narrated a funny story about how his girlfriend, who is a software engineer, got mad at his playing Solitaire all the time on the computer. She installed a parental control software to prevent opening games on their home computer and refused to give him the passcode. That prompted me to come up with the following list:

How can you tell if your girlfriend is a computer geek?
(You need to be a geek to enjoy this)

• She always asks you, self-consciously, does my laptop look too fat?

• She dumps you after she finds out your SIMS character cheated on her SIMS character

• She describes a perfect date as, "At a romantic restaurant with good WiFi connectivity"

• She emails you, "I am feeling kinky, can we have VOIP sex?"

• Your friends call you with computer problems and ask, "Can I talk to your girlfriend?"

• Her Palm Pilot can play better music than your Hi-Fi music system

• She has more software CDs than music CDs

• She has a USB powered sex-toy

• When you decided to have a kid, she uses the computer to find out the most fertile minute of her cycle. Then she tells you, "There is absolutely no pressure"

• When she put “I have the best rack” on her match.com profile she meant rack mounted server

• She told you, "You had me at Hello World."