Don't misunderestimate the power of tag

I was tagged by Mary Poppins. Rules of the tag are:

• Say who tagged you
• Say eight things about yourself
• Tag 6 people

You see, I do want to do the tag, but most people know a lot about me already. Everybody knows (1) I am from India and careful observers must have already guessed (2) I am from the Southern part of India. It's not difficult to perceive that (3) I have at least one son and (4) at least one wife. Of course, everybody who recognizes Alfred E. Neumann knows (5) I am a fan of Mad magazine, from where I derive most of my juvenile sense of humor. I could say (6) I play a bit of Piano but nobody cares as long as they don't have to hear it. I am not going to announce to the world that (7) I am a huge fan of Frasier, because every time I say it people are asking me, "What are you, like 60?" When (8) I say my favorite author is P.G.Woodhouse, people who know me too well nod their head understandingly and ask, "Does he write good porn?" So what's the point in saying that either?

If I had done the tag, I would've tagged: Anand, Ekta, Casement, Nithya, Anu and Free Spirit (hoping they haven't done this specific tag yet).

As you can see there is nothing interesting to say about me. So I thought what's the fun in doing the tag as yourself? Why don't I do the tag as somebody famous? Like, say, our beloved president, George W. Bush!

So here is how Georgie boy would do the tag:

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1. Tony Blair and I have pajama parties and pillow fights. We exchange hand-woven sweaters too
2. I bed-wet some times. It's not my fault. I can't get hold of Condi in the middle of night some times to get permission to go to bathroom.
3. My wife keeps collecting weird stuff. She has about a 1000 "I am with stupid" T-Shirts
4. I am the most intelligent man in the world. Last time I took the IQ test, the result came back as "Your IQ is not in the range of 50-220." Whoohoo.
5. I am very tolerant of other religions. Just to prove the point, I agreed to be the recipient of some Jewish honor at this party a guy named Mohel is throwing.
6. A lot of people confuse me for the CEO of Coca-Cola. They keep calling me "Coke Head"
7. Right now I am at my ranch in Crawford, "working" from home *wink* *wink*
8. I speak fluent English and Mexican

I tag:

• Dick Cheney (Or he will spank me)
• Kenny boy
• Saudi King Fahd bin Abdul Aziz
• President of Canada, Stephen Harper
• That governor general dame from New Zealand
• How can I forget you darling, Tony Blair

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