Recipe: Lemon Olive Fuzz

I always liked how those food blogs look, especially the pictures. I wanted to post something like that and here is my chance to shine. To give credit where credit is due, this recipe is invented and perfected by my wife.



Ingredients:

• 4 tables spoons of fresh lemon juice
• 1 table spoon olive oil

Procedure:

• Mix the olive oil in the lime juice until it becomes sticky and slimy
• Apply the concoction thoroughly to your husband’s hair
• Note: Applying may be tricky because you may face some resistance. Blackmailing in some way works well
• Make sure the mix is evenly applied to the hair and, if possible, to ears and eyes
• Let the hair dry completely, while the slime drips on his t-shirt. Natural drying is preferred unless he mutters too many obscenities, in which case you can advise him to go stand in the sun.
• There is an easy test to find out when the hair is dry. When you touch it, it should feel like uncooked Top Ramen (or Maggie)
• Wash the hair. If needed, remove the grease with Pinesol
• Don’t forget to compliment him on how silky the hair looks and feels – who knows, for a moment, he might actually forget that nobody in the world would notice a married guy’s hair, even if he dyed it orange.

(OK. OK. I know I exceeded my quota of hair posts)