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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Bump ahead


My friend told me this juicy story. Let me narrate it to you:

He and his wife were at the mall last weekend where they ran into their ex-neighbor. She was an attractive woman, looked even better in the skin-tight number she was clad in. They, as expected, exhausted everything they could talk about in about 3 minutes, were down to “Um.. what else,” and, soon after, were on their ways.

As soon as she left, his wife turns him and says, with a sparkle of discovery in her eyes, “Did you notice!?” My friend was quite surprised that she was prompting him to discuss a topic so dear to him and goes, “Of course! I mean her bra must have a 4-inch thick padding! No way in hell she can be that obscenely big!”

His wife was taken aback for a moment. Put off, she says, “I meant, she is showing a little tummy-bump. I think she is pregnant but not announcing yet.” My friend vaguely said, “Yeah, I noticed that too” but they both knew he never got to checking out her tummy.

I won't bore you with what happened after they got back home but rest assured that he won't make that mistake again.

14 Comments:

  • this is my second visit to ur blog.. the first was last night.. and i have not laughted so much in like... AGES!!!! the most riotous one was that guide to real life for chatters..
    About this story.. umm... well.. moral of the story is.. next time, don't tell ur wife u noticed enough to know the old size and compare it with the new size.

    By Blogger How do we know, at Thu Jul 13, 02:01:00 AM 2006  

  • haah!
    well men learn their lessons the hard way...dont they;-)

    By Blogger Ekta, at Thu Jul 13, 02:17:00 AM 2006  

  • hmm... quite a cool stuff here!! and i like the "about me" :)

    By Blogger Neers, at Thu Jul 13, 10:56:00 AM 2006  

  • I know that Vivekananda never posed in his undershirt, but i am sure he had never been to Qatar too.
    Can you believe the heat here? If he stayed at my place and decided to click a snap at the particular time when i decided to click mine, i sincerely doubt if he would have bothered to have his robes.
    I have tried to have the maximum similarities with the subject. He would have very little to complain, else he can comment on my blog that he is offended. Hmfpghhh...
    And before i forget, thanks for visiting my blog. You run a cool outfit here too, hehe. Will keep visitinhhh!

    By Blogger Crizzie Criz!, at Thu Jul 13, 10:59:00 AM 2006  

  • You really care for traffic signs do you?

    By Blogger Shreemoyee, at Thu Jul 13, 02:38:00 PM 2006  

  • Haha :--) Now you are not hiding yourself behind your 'friend' arent you ? ;--)

    By Blogger Saranya Kishore, at Thu Jul 13, 09:33:00 PM 2006  

  • How do we know: Thank you so much!

    Ekta: "lessons the hard way." I am very tempted to make a pun on that... but I will shut up

    Neers: Thanks neers.

    Crizzie Criz!: Haha. OK I conceed. If Vivekananda visited Qatar, we would've looked like that.

    Shreemoyee: Ignoring signs can be dangerous. Both on the roads and from one's wife.

    Saranya Kishore: I would not do such a stupid thing, like admitting what caught my attention :)

    By Blogger Twisted DNA, at Thu Jul 13, 11:17:00 PM 2006  

  • haha!
    Well sometimes u just need to get ur hands burnt to know that ur playing with fire...u just did that dude;-)

    By Blogger Anand, at Thu Jul 13, 11:36:00 PM 2006  

  • hahaha, too funny. I could well believe that he has not been the only man to fall into that trap over the years. Even so...it's still bloody funny...will they never learn??! lol

    (Thanks for dropping by my site and commenting, of course I needed to shoot right over to find out who you were/are lol)

    By Blogger Lisa, at Fri Jul 14, 02:58:00 AM 2006  

  • LOL!!!!
    ROFL!!!

    By Anonymous nithya, at Fri Jul 14, 06:32:00 AM 2006  

  • Handle words with care ..

    ./thanks
    ilaiy

    By Blogger Ilaiy, at Fri Jul 14, 07:29:00 PM 2006  

  • do u mind if i borrow that post abt real world guide for chatters? for my blog.. with link to u of course.. it really had me in splits.. and i cant get over it.. the new post on mine is too ... serious (i cant use a swear word against my own post)

    By Blogger How do we know, at Sat Jul 15, 12:45:00 AM 2006  

  • anand: you are talking about marriage?

    lisa: learn? what does learn mean?

    nithya: thanks buddy :)

    ilaiy: "Handle words with care .." The golden rule: the less you speak about other women, the better

    how do we know: I left a comment in your blog.

    By Blogger Twisted DNA, at Sat Jul 15, 03:34:00 PM 2006  

  • if i had to write an end to that story i would assume he didnt live to tell the tale!!!

    By Blogger the mad momma, at Fri Jul 21, 11:24:00 PM 2006  

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